The Proust Questionnaire

Cause I'm bored, I'm never going to be on Inside the Actor's Studio and I really just like answering questions like this.

1. What is your favorite word? Enthusiasm. It literally means "filled with God" and I love the idea that being enthused or excited about something is God's joy speaking through me.

2. What is your least favorite word? Moist. Or panties. I'm also not a huge fan of the "c" word.

3. What turns you on? Intelligence and humor.

4. What turns you off? Close-mindedness.

5. What sound or noise do you love? Besides laughter, my favorite sound is the hissing cracking noise of a striking match.

6. What sound or noise do you hate? Phlegm. Any phlegmy kind of noise like hawking a loogie. Yuck.

7. What is your favorite curse word? Clusterf**k.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to try? Photography

9. What profession would you not like to do? Doctor, or anything where I was responsible for another life.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you at the pearly gates? Welcome home, your family and friends are over here.