Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Um.

So I've been watching Psych. It's one of those show that I've seen random episodes of but never really sat down to watch completely, in order. WHY? I have no idea because I'm 100% hooked right now and I'll probably end up watching the entire series in a week and then I'll be sad because it's over... until October I guess, when the new season starts. But still.

I'll talk more about what I love about this show later but for now I'll leave you with this, what has to be the hottest non-kiss I've ever seen:

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

More Things I'm Loving

1. This video


Look how much they've grown up!!! Oh crap, I need to go do some preemptive crying.

2. Tumblr
Yeah, yeah I'm about two years late on this one but better late than never right? So why do I love tumblr? Cause it's pretty. It's like twitter with pictures.

My tumblr link: http://alittlebitofrandomnessinmylife.tumblr.com/

3. Honeysuckle in bloom
I had to take my car in for an oil change the other day and while I was waiting I walked down the street to Coffee & Bean. The sun was out, the warm day tempered by a slight breeze, and the sidewalk was lined with honeysuckle in bloom, tickling my nose with an aroma that is nothing short of delicious. Instantly I was reminded of my college days, walking with my roommates to the Caf for a dinner that would inevitably stretch into an hour plus of sitting around the table complaining about the food and eating too much desert and laughing so hard our sides ached. Honeysuckle grows aplenty around that campus and the scent of it never fails to take me back to this time. I still keep in touch with most of these girls but occasionally I ache for how much I miss the simplicity of life before the "real world."

4. My hair
It's narcissistic shallowness. I've always either loved or hated my hair which, when left to dry natural becomes a frizzy mess and when styled curly or straight is still unpredictable and prone to dry ends and oily roots. Good hair days can be few and far between and bad hair days can sink me into a foul mood of constant grumbliness about life in general. BUT. I've recently switched to a sulfate-free shampoo and silicone-free product and it seems to be making all the difference in the world. My hair as of late has been silky and bouncy and in turn I've found good moods much easier to come by. Shallow? Indeed. Do I care? Not really.  

5. Death Cab for Cutie's new album 
It hasn't received the most stellar reviews so I was a little wary but honestly, I love it. I haven't listened to it with the extent that I've listened to Narrow Stairs or Transatlanticism but it's a really lovely album. Ben Gibbard's voice will always make me happy though, as depressing as some of his songs can be (I have several DCFC songs on a playlist in my itunes that is entitled "Angst.") Although, it must be said this this album is by far the most cheerful I've ever heard this band. It's kind of refreshing and I enjoy seeing the transformation between albums. Favorite songs so far: Home is a Fire, Codes and Keys, Monday Morning, Underneath the Sycamore, Stay Young Go Dancing.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Things I'm Loving

1. Nerdist podcast
Chris Hardwick, host of Web Soup, and his friends Matt Mira and Jonah Ray talk about nerdy things and interview awesome people. And when I say "nerdy things" I mean everything from video games to to stand-up to television to movies to crappy jobs and everything in between. I really don't know anything about comics and video games so that stuff loses me but I'm always entertained. My favorites are of course the podcasts with celebrity guests because they go above and beyond what you normally hear in celebrity interviews. The best in my opinion are are Joel McHale's (he tells hilarious stories about his kids, Donald Glover's (they joke about writing a Back to the Future musical based on Mayor Goldie Wilson and Donald describes the Simpson's Spec script that landed him his 30 Rock writing job), Rainn Wilson's (they have a fascinating conversation about religion and philosophy) and Damon Lindelof's (they discuss Lost and the different ways one can watch and enjoy a television show). But other awesome guests include Wil Wheaton, Ed Helms, Matt Smith, Jimmy Fallon, Craig Ferguson, Alison Brie and Danny Pudi. It's highly entertaining stuff and I'm pretty sure that listening to these podcasts is the only thing that kept me sane when I got stuck in traffic for 10 hours on I-5 the other day. Blech.

Also, if I can afford it I'm going to try to see their live podcast show in San Diego during ComiCon in July.

2. This video.


What was that you just heard? Oh yeah, it was the sound of my soul SQUEEING in delight. That one minute of video just made a top five list of CUTEST THINGS I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON. EVER.

3. The new Fleet Foxes album
Holy crapsicles. How did it take me so long to download this album? It's is in one word, CRA-MAZING-ALICIOUS. That's not a word? Whatever. This album makes me stupidly incoherent. Favorite songs right now: Lorelai, Battery Kinzie, Sim Sala Bim and Grown Ocean.

4. Coconut Frappucuinos from Starbucks
Chocolate is awesome. Coconut is awesome. Put them together and what do you get? A new addiction for Shannon.

5. Greendale Texts from Last Night
I find the website Texts From Last Night to be hilarious because I will always love crazy drunk people. And now there's Greendale Texts from Last Night which superimposes these amazing texts over screencaps from Community. Again, it's simple math. Add two already great things together and you get something that gives me irrepressible happiness.

One of my favorites.

I just spent a half an hour on that site looking for the best ones to post here. So pretty much it's just one big time suck for me. FYI, there's a Texts from Pawnee too.

Oh internet, I give up. You win.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Books of March, April and May

I've been slacking a bit in my reading so I'm combining the last few months into one post. You'll notice a bit of a commonality in some of these books: memoirs and humorous antidotes from strong, funny women. I didn't mean to read a handful of similar books; perhaps it's a theme that's drawing me at this moment in time but I'm finding these autobiographies fascinating. How did these women get to where they are today? How have their lives dictated this path? What makes them so interesting?

My life? Feels a little boring in comparison. But I want to believe a little bit that we all have interesting lives and stories to tell, enough to write our own memoirs if so desired. If I were to go through and pick out the embarrassing moments, the poignant memories, the scattered life lessons from my time line could I create an interesting tale? And what would it say about me? I really have no idea - this is just crazy stream of conscious rambling on my part. Of course, the books listed below are best sellers because they are written by famous people who we already know something about and want to know more about and the chances of me writing a memoir that the population at large wants to read are slim to none. (I say this because working in publishing has taught me that people have a huge need to tell their stories; but not all these stories can or should be published. As heartbreaking as that might be).

Enough with the blabbing; on with the books.

Shannon's Highly Mathematical Ranking System For Judging Literary Quality

1.  HOLY CRAP. WHAT WAS THAT.
2.  Meh.
3.  Good book, I'll add it to my collection
4.  LOVED IT.
5.  OMG. FLAIL. I WANT TO MARRY THIS BOOK.
 

 

1. I Know I Am But What Are You - Samantha Bee

I've always liked Samantha Bee and admired the fact that she is one of the few female correspondents for The Daily Show. This book intrigued me because we don't often see the "real" Samantha Bee behind her television persona. I don't know that this book showed me that but also I don't know that it necessarily needed to. It's written from a very self-deprecating place (another common theme in these books) and I appreciate that because it makes her more human. There's a backwards insecurity to self-deprecation that I get and understand; I relate to it and use it myself, especially when referring to those horrible awkward years that lasted way too long. So, do I get her as a person any better? Not necessarily. But I very much enjoyed laughing and cringing my way through this book and I think I'll enjoy her presence on The Daily Show all that much more in the future.

RATING: Good book, I'll add it to my collection


2. Bossypants - Tina Fey

If you don't love Tina Fey then... well, I don't know what to say about you except that there is something wrong in your brain. Really, go see a doctor about that.

Much like Samantha Bee's book there is a infusion of self deprecation that pours off these pages that are part autobiography/part humorous essays/part life lesson manual. I loved reading about her days in Chicago, the way in which the Sarah Palin impression came about and the writing process of 30 Rock. There were more than a few moments that made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading, then re-read and laugh myself into giddiness all over again.

Through it all there is an ever present underlining of intelligence and self-awareness, especially when it comes to what it means to be a woman in her industry. She gets asked a lot about what it's like being the boss of so many people. But does Donald Trump ever get asked that? Why is it SO impressive just because she's a women? Because it's unusual? Or because of this idea that it's harder for a woman to be boss? This is honestly something that I've never really given a lot of thought to but I have to think it's a little bit of both. It IS unusual. So many of the writing staffs in Hollywood are dominantly male, the majority of CEO's are male, the majority of congress is male - a woman in her position IS impressive. The times, they are a-changing but it's a slow change and the pre-conceived notions about gender roles are so embedded into society that it's a legitimate wonder if we'll ever get to a place where a woman of power is seen as equal. With the likes of Tina Fey around though I have to think we're moving in the right direction. 

RATING: LOVED IT.


3. My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me - Hilary Winston

As a single woman in Southern California with a cat, this was one of the most relatable books I've ever read. I felt like I could have written some of these chapters and I found myself feeling better about some of the experiences I've had because I'm not alone! And I do the same weird things! And I close myself off in the same way! And I had the same almost word-for-word experience at Build-A-Bear! I want to run around and scream "SOLIDARITY SISTER!" But why oh why does it have to be so hard for some people?

I think I was expecting this to be MORE humorous than it is but that's not a complaint at all. There are some darker moments here, some bittersweet morsels that are funny only in their sadness and the way she relates them. Why I'm surprised by this I don't know because Hilary is a writer for Community and that show is most definitely a mix of funny and dark and heart. (Also, it's super interesting to wonder about the ways in which she influenced the character of Britta. The same emotional and broken beats are there in both women.)

HIGHLY recommend this one for the single ladies. 

RATING: LOVED IT.


4. Being Written - William Conescu

Is this what I get for breaking the pattern? Probably.  The premise is very interesting: a Stranger than Fiction-esque sort of story where the main character knows he's in a book -  Daniel Fischer's been continually relegated to the background but when he finds himself in the midst of a new story he attempts to take matters into his own hands; he wants a starring role. Okay? Sounds good and interesting.


But what it delves into is just... meh, weirdness. Daniel starts to believe that he IS the main character, that he's meant to be the hero and get the happy ending but this belief leads him to do awful and slightly creepy things all in the name of the "story." He's left at the end believing that everything is about to go his way when on the contrary, it is very heavily implied that if this book does have a happy ending, it is not for him. He's the antagonist and the antagonist is due for a comeuppance.

So, I get it. It's interesting and intriguing and it makes me think but in order for me to really be drawn into something I have to care about the characters and at least root along with them. I can't here and it leaves me feeling cold. 

RATING: Meh

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Let's Talk About Finales Baby

Fringe
After an entire season of buildup this was pretty disappointing. In the penultimate episode we saw Peter flash forward ten years into the future and 3/4 of the finale was spent in this time period where the alternate universe has been destroyed, Peter and Olivia are married, Walter's in prison and our universe is unraveling to the point of destruction. It's interesting of course but finale worthy? Not so much. It never felt like there were any real consequences because I was convinced they'd eventually end up back in the present anyway; so Olivia dying and Peter tearfully delivering her eulogy didn't affect me the way it should have. The last five minutes were awesome I have to admit (Peter! Never existed! WHAT?!); I just wish the preceding moments had felt more important.

Community
Fan-freaking-tastic. When I heard they were doing a paintball sequel I was wary but wow did it work. The first half of this episode - a full spaghetti Western homage complete with Josh Holloway (SAWYER) - was a thing of beauty. Annie was a BADASS, Jeff was working the cowboy look, the music was pitch perfect, and Pierce had a saloon-fort complete with Vicki and Garrett dancing for Twinkies. How is this even a real sentence? The second half turned into an epic Star Wars-esque showdown between Greendale (the rebels) and City College (the empire). Abed kissed Annie in a moment of Han Solo role-playing, we found out that Denny's is for Winners, background characters like Magnitude and Leonard and Vicki and Starburns all got their chance to shine, and when it was all said and done Pierce saved the day. The through line, other than paintball, was Pierce's recent villainy and the group trying to decide whether or not to ask him back after the summer so I assumed once he saved the school that everything would go back to normal. In the end though HE walks out on them, tossing out the surprising and sad reveal that he's been a student at Greendale for 12 years. Since I know Chevy Chase isn't leaving the show I'm not too worried that Pierce won't be around next season but still, it was a little heartbreaking. I love my little study group. All seven members. And as they've found in the past, they work best when everyone is present and accounted for. So, how will it be resolved? Is it Fall yet?

Chuck
I'm really glad that the show is getting an additional 13 episodes to wrap things up but I actually would have been satisfied with this as the series finale. Chuck and Sarah are married, the Volkoff storyline is resolved, the Buy More is out of danger of being shut down and it's all a nice little bow on the top of four seasons. But now Morgan has the intersect in his head, the team has been fired from the CIA and a new mystery has been introduced. It should be an interesting ending.

How I Met Your Mother
Lily's pregnant (totally called it from the second she threw up) and Barney's getting married at some point in the future. I really only have one thing to say: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET IT BE ROBIN. 

Castle
Wow. Hands down this was the most intense season finale I watched. Favorite scenes: The verbal smack down Rick laid on Kate (Nathan Fillion was channeling Malcom Reynolds something fierce in this scene), the fight between Ryan and Esposito after they figured out the truth about Captain Montgomery (these two are my favorite and seeing them go at each other with such high emotion was simultaneously awful and amazing), and the moment when Castle has to drag Beckett kicking and screaming out of the hanger. (When he has her pressed against the car? GASP. HOTNESS). And then there was that ending. WHAT. THAT ENDING. Was not expecting that. AT. ALL.

Raising Hope
Really sweet episode. I tend to be a sucker for origin stories so it was cool to see how everyone ended up where they were at the beginning of the series. Loved scary!Jimmy and Sabrina being attracted to him; loved finding out how Shelley got her dead tooth, LOVED the scene where Burt and Virginia figured out that Maw Maw may have "Old Timers." This show continues to be a sprinkling of powdered sugar on top of my Tuesdays.

The Big Bang Theory
Penny and Raj? BLECH. No thanks. Can the show be focused on the antics of the women next season? The guys are starting to grate.

Parks and Rec
Awesome. Again, another comedy that feels like a yummy desert all the time, leaving me all warm and satisfied. And in a season where a lot of finales didn't have a "FINALE" vibe, this one did and left a lot of questions up in the air. Will Tom really quit? Why is Tammy # 1 so scary? Will Leslie run for mayor? Is her relationship with Ben in jeopardy? WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? I don't know but I can't wait to get back to Pawnee in the Fall.

The Office
I don't know. It seemed like this entire episode was just going around in circles; it definitely did not need to be an hour long. I'm not excited about any of these possibilities for the boss and whoever it is is just going to drive me nuts. They need to find someone who is NOT Michael Scott and who can play the role of the manager in a completely different way. But from what they've presented here it seems they're just going for a Michael Scott 2.0 (part ineptitude, part insanity). After seven seasons it's gotten old. So, I don't know. The heart's all gone and it makes me sad. (I am curious as to whether they or going to write in Jenna Fischer's pregnancy or not. Another Halpert baby? Either way I'm guessing that she'll be missing out on a few episodes at the front of next season). 

Glee
(WARNING: There's a lot of ranting ahead. If you enjoy Glee you might want to skip this one). By far the most redeeming moment: Kurt and Rachel singing "For Good." (Oh, and pretty much anything Puck did or said. And the reveal that Sam and Mercedes are together. And Brittany/Santana). Other than that? UGHH. The episode lost me the moment Rachel didn't know that Cats hasn't been playing on Broadway for years but QUINN did. WHAT? Is it that hard to write consistent characters? Really Ryan Murphy? This is why this show is losing me. I can't even begin to root for anyone because no one makes sense. Finn's an ass and I hate that he just flits from girl to girl at whim and they just melt for it and let him get away with it. And Quinn's apparently got this big evil plot to... get her hair cut? And suddenly things are fine and she's greeting Finn and Rachel like they're all besties? And Will... you know what? Never mind. It's not even worth talking about because again, his character is a self-absorbed, wishy-washy ass. (Sometimes. You know, when the plot calls for it. BAH). Oh, and remember that line from Community when Jeff yells at the Glee Club to "write some original songs?" Well, it was a bad idea. Keep it up with the Journey and the Lady Gaga. Because the original songs suck. Hard.

*Sadly (and I say "sadly" because I really did love the first season) this is the one show I'm considering dropping. It's not worth watching something when I barely even enjoy it anymore. (Although if Brittany and Mike Chang were to spin-off into their own show where they do nothing but dance for an hour, I'd watch that.)

Modern Family
Really nice episode. I really have nothing else to say. 

Cougar Town
First and foremost: ABED!!!! Or should I say, Chad? The love fest between Community and Cougar Town brings me endless happiness and when Abed talked about being an extra on Cougar Town in the "My Dinner With Andre" episode I thought it would be extra awesomesauce if it actually happened. And look! It did! SO COOL. (So, if Cougar Town exists as a show in the Community universe and Community exists as a show in the Cougar Town universe... WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? BRAIN = WRINKLED). Other than THE BEST CAMEO EVER this was another really good send-off episode. (Really depressed that it's not coming back until Winter.) Is it wrong that I want Travis and Laurie to actually happen? Cause they're kind of adorable.

Happy Endings
I'm really enjoying this show and I'm pleased it got picked up for a second season. Penny and Max are my two favorites (which is surprising because I was never a fan of Casey Wilson on SNL) and Damon Wayne Jr. is pretty flippin' adorable. If you haven't tried it yet, please do. Every episode is currently available on Hulu. Here's one of my favorite exchanges: 

Jane: Have you and your father ever said I love you to each other? 
Brad: No, we don’t have to say it because we show it. By not saying it.  Like how the mountains never say it to the sea yet the sea knows. 
Jane:  Do you ever think about these things before you say them, or just?
Brad: Yeah, I do. I think ‘Wow, that’s brilliant. I should say that out loud’. Then I say it out loud and it’s spectacular, it exceeds my expectations. 
Jane: Right.

So, thank you 2010-2011 television season. You've been lovely. See you in the Fall.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Doctor Who

Most of my shows will be airing their season finales in the next few weeks which leaves me with a three month void of bad reality shows and soapy dramas. (With the exception of the last few episodes of Friday Night Lights and Breaking Bad, which starts in July). So as I've mentioned, I'm going to fill the time catching up on shows I've missed. On the docket: Party Down, Dexter, Sons of Anarchy, Justified, Parenthood and possibly The Vampire Diaries. I've started off the festivities with the BBC's Doctor Who. And I have thoughts.

Here's what you need to know: The Doctor is a 900-some-odd-year-old Time Lord who travels through time and space in a blue police box called the TARDIS. (It's bigger on the inside). He usually has at least one companion with him, usually a female who has relationship attachments in the form of family, boyfriend, or fiance that keep them slightly tethered to earth. In the midst of their travels they usually find themselves in dire situations involving any assortment of killer aliens, robots or reality-erasing cracks in the universe. The Doctor, being the genius that he is, is usually tasked with saving them and whatever planet they happen to be on in the process. Oh, and The Doctor can regenerate - meaning that when he's close to death his body can take on a new form. This is how eleven different actors have been able to play the part of the same man. Or mostly the same man. Each regeneration comes with new personality, quirks and tenancies.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

for the beauty of each hour

I've been troubled this past week over something my pastor said during his sermon on Easter morning about the excuses people make for not going to church. Maybe people, he said, claim that going to the beach or taking a hike or spending time with family are ways of worshiping God. But no, he continued, none of these things are a proper substitute for church attendance and surrounding ourselves in worship with fellow believers.

Well... I don't know if I would use the word "substitute" but I absolutely, 100% believe that walking along the beach or hiking through the canyons, or driving with the wind blowing through my hair, or spending a moment in quiet writing are ways of worshiping God. They are my ways. They are the moments when I feel the closest to Him and his creation.

Alright, I admit it: my church attendance as of late hasn't been... stellar. Which is strange for me. I was raised in a family that went to church every Sunday. My parents required that I go to Sunday School after service (something I HATED). I attended confirmation classes every Thursday for two years and was confirmed in May of 1997,  I was an active member of my church youth group,  and I attended youth gatherings and retreats and choir tours. After graduation I turned around and taught those Sunday School classes and confirmation classes for about six or seven years. I took classes to become a Bible Study leader. I was, for all intents and purposes an active member of church life.

But then, for whatever reason, I stopped teaching and started skipping church services here and there more and more often until it's come to pass that I rarely ever go anymore. I'm on the verge of that dreaded CEO title (Christmas and Easter Only).

Maybe it's because my sisters don't go as often. Or because I don't live with my parents anymore and it's HARD to get up when I don't need to and it's so much easier to snuggle under the covers a couple hours later and not set the alarm. Maybe it's because all my friends have moved away or gotten married or had kids (And I can honestly say that it freaked me out the day one of the girls I confirmed with brought her son into my Sunday School class. I don't feel old enough for this to be possible). Maybe it's because some of the political stuff behind the scenes left a bad taste in my mouth. Maybe it's because a lot of what I took away from college, from life in general and so many of the people that I've known over the past few years have made me question those beliefs that were instilled in me from such a young age. Maybe it's everything. Maybe it's me.

Easter church service was lovely. The sanctuary was filled with sweet smelling lilies, the orchestra was powerful, the people were dressed in their Easter finest. But in so many ways for me it was lacking and empty. The hymns sounded robotic and dreary, the sermon was formulaic, the entire service felt akin to a stage production that we were watching and had no part of. How is this worshiping God? In so many ways it would make a million times more sense to go and plant a tree, feed the homeless, hike up to a mountain top and marvel at the sunset.

I believe in God. I believe in Jesus. I believe that He died for our sins. I believe in the love that He preached. I believe that He is in everything. And I believe that I can find him on the sandy shores of a Southern California beach just as well as on the alter of a church sanctuary. Everyone is different. Everyone feels and experiences things in a different way. Who's to say that I can't feel God the most when I'm watching a really good movie? Or when I'm caught up in writing? Or when I'm whipping up a batch of cupcakes? Or when I'm sitting around my parents' kitchen table and laughing with my sisters? Or when I'm talking with a group of friends about the mysteries of the universe? (That sounds weird and pretentious. I'm sorry. I don't actually ever sit down with friends with the intent to "talk about the universe." Usually it's a lot of meandering and nonsensical laughing leading to questions like "what IS the color red?" and "what are cats really thinking?")

For me, church can be found anywhere and everywhere and if I'm surrounding myself with people that can share and elevate and challenge my beliefs, and it brings me closer to God? Then I'm going to keep on doing just that.

Blessings.

 "God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees and flowers and clouds and stars."- Author unknown, commonly attributed to Martin Luther

"I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in." 
- George Washington Carver

Sunday, May 1, 2011

we will never forget

BREAKING NEWS: Osama bin Laden is dead, reportedly shot in the head by special forces in Pakistan early this Sunday morning, May 1, 2011.

Source


I'm glued to my television as this news is reported, as there's a crowd of people standing in front of the White House draped in flags, chanting "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!" and filling me with a sense of tentative "FUCK YES."

The events of 9/11 are forever pressed into my brain, vivid in detail and feeling and a sense that on that day the world as we knew it spun off onto a new course. I was two weeks into my first year of college - eighteen years old and naive about anything outside my suburban bubble of life; then one morning I turned the TV on to find the same images of destruction and terror on every channel and I knew, with a cold chill running through my bones, that life was just different. Even now, ten years later, we still don't know what it all means for our country and the people on this planet.

We continue to ask questions, we continue to wonder and search for answers and THIS, this for me is the most important thing. One of my biggest questions after 9/11 was WHY? WHY do we have to treat each other in such inhumane ways? What does the mass murder of so many innocent people ever accomplish? WHY? WHY? WHY? I'll never understand. But we should never stop trying and asking.

In that vein, I have a hard time feeling celebratory the death of someone (in large part because we have to idea what the long term security affect of this will be) but the major orchestrator of a mass murder has been killed and and in a sense brought part of this story to a close. Not the entire story of course, Al Qaeda still exists, but for the people directly affected by 9/11 this has to feel a bit like closure. I'm choosing to believe that this is why that crowd in front of the White House is there and continuing to grow and cheer and voice their pride in this country.

President Obama gave a perfect speech tonight (and apparently wrote it himself) and I thank him, his administration and the servicemen who risked their lives in this effort to keep us safe. God bless America.

In closing, a quote from Mark Twain:

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

Thursday, April 28, 2011

cue me being an emotional wreck




I guarantee you that I will cry during this entire freaking movie.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Summer is Coming

It's California and I have no right to complain but I'm tired of the cold: cold fingers and toes, a cold bedroom, a cold chill when I'm getting out of the shower in the morning.

But today, the sky is blue, the sun is warm on my pale skin, there's a light breeze rustling the hair about my face and all around me is a sense of genuine gladness - children laughing, BBQ's being fired up, windows sliding open to let in the fresh air - in the coming season.

Flip flops and brightly colored toenails, bathing suits and shorts, lying around at the beach with the sand in my toes, driving with the windows down hot and sweaty and parched for an ice cold glass of water, that blurred cool darkness of walking into an air conditioned house after a long day in the sun - I welcome all of this.

Two things: 1). I would never be able to live in Minnesota and 2). I'll probably be complaining about the heat by August.

Right now though? The prospect of summer on the near horizon is glorious.

(It also doesn't hurt that the Lollapalooza lineup was released today and I'm starting to have flashbacks of last summer - the kind of memories you can smell and taste on your tongue, leaving you wanting nothing more than a return to those moments.

I. CAN'T. WAIT.)

Monday, April 18, 2011

Need a smile?

... watch this video.




You know that scene in Despicable Me where Agnes sees the unicorn stuffed animal for the first time and screams, "IT'S SO FLUFFY I WANNA DIE!"? This video gives me those kinds of feelings.

"IT'S SO CUTE I WANNA DIE!"

Sunday, April 10, 2011

this is what boredom does

I had nothing else to do this weekend so I threw in the first season of Dawson's Creek on Friday and have since been sucked back into the world of Capeside and the never-ending drama of Dawson and Joey and Co. Honestly, I only meant to watch the first couple episodes in some kind of weird "oh look how young they were and look how cheesy this is" nostalgia tour but dammit, I still love this show. Oh of course, it's cheesy and I want to smack Dawson in the face half the time for his "why won't Jen have sex with meeeeeeeeee?" whine-a-thons but on the whole it's actually pretty decent entertainment.

No matter what, this show's always going to mean something to me. I was obsessed with it in high school, the characters and I graduated the same year, the music is cause for instant flashback to my own high school memories and for better or worse, the characters touched me.  Sure, maybe I never had an incarcerated father or a crush on my best friend, I never slept with a teacher or was involved in a schoolmate falling to her death off a pier, but something connected.

And then of course there's Pacey, who is even better than I remember. Sure, he had that whole thing with Ms. Jacobs and it was awkward and a little yucky (Oh MAN I remember how scandalous that was at the time. And now everywhere you look, on every television show featuring a character in high school, SOMEONE'S getting it on with a faculty member) but then he became PACEY WITTER. He helped Andie through her breakdown and bought Joey a wall and built a boat and became a chef and he was tortured and his family sucked and he almost didn't graduate and he was dry and sarcastic and a hundred billion trillion times better than Dawson and... okay, yes, ten years later and I still have a crush.

Anyway, I'm enjoying this trip down memory lane. Maybe I should watch Roswell next. Or Felicity. Or Popular...

Maybe what I'm trying to say is, I miss the WB.


Sunday, April 3, 2011

Sounds of Winter

1. Creep - Scala and Kolacny Brothers
2. Down to the River - Paul Noonan and Lisa Hannigan
3. Fancy Footwork - Chromeo
4. Fight for this Love - Vampire Weekend
5. Harold T. Wilkins - Fanfarlo
6. If You Run - Boxer Rebellion
7. Just a Dream - Sam Tsui and Christina Grimmie
8. Little Shadow - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
9. Pioneers - Bloc Party
10. Ring of Fire - Jack Savoretti
11. Rise - The Frames
12. Rolling in the Deep - Adele feat. Jamie xx and Childish Gambino
13. Runaway - Kanye West
14. Shell Games - Bright Eyes
15. Soldier - Ingrid Michaelson
16. Some Surprise - Gary Lightbody and Lisa Hannigan
17. Time After Time - Matt Ketteman and Cameron Mizell
18. Trust - Generationals
19. Window are Rolled Down - Amos Lee

Friday, April 1, 2011

In Which I Cry Over Television

I can't help it okay? I'm an emotional person. Check the list of 100 Random Facts. There are at least 15 things on there dedicated to what makes me cry. It's who I am.  I sort of hope that never changes.

Greek 
I realize that I never talked about the series finale, an episode that made me cry like a ridiculous baby. A lot happened and it did feel a little rushed but overall I was pleased with how everything was resolved. The friendly and romantic pairings of Cappie/Evan and Cappie/Casey both got happy endings and I didn't even mind the still slightly disconcerting hook-up of Ashleigh and Rusty. As for the part that killed me? They tore down the KT house! In four seasons that house had practically become a character itself and I was as devastated as the characters to watch it destroyed.

Upon watching this last episode I began to realize how much I'm going to miss the show and the crazy assortment of wonderful characters. Overall I think it portrayed the college experience in a really realistic way and unfortunately, this seems to be rare. So often shows like Gossip Girl or 90210 devolve into over-the-top exploits and serial killers and sex, sex, sex all the time and no one ever actually goes to class. Or talks about class. Or worries about class. And it's ridiculous. So thank you Greek, for being a lovely show that I can relate to. You will be missed. (I've started re-watching a bunch of episodes on Hulu though to dull the pain. It's fun to see how far everyone has come. Especially Casey and Rusty. She actually enjoys his presence now! Awww.)

Castle 
This show is delighting me in a hardcore way. Maybe because the flirting between Castle and Beckett has been amped up since the freezer incident and almost every subsequent episode has had some adorable moment where I find myself screaming, "Dump the doctor boyfriend Kate! Be with Castle! He's funny and sweet and smart and a good dad. And most importantly? HE LOVES YOU."

I'm hoping it's all leading up to something.

Fringe
Once again I'm amazed at how this show has managed to make me care about an episode featuring a bunch of characters that haven't even been around since the beginning. It's always been Olivia and Peter and Walter and Astrid. And now we have this alternate universe with characters that look familiar but are so different and at first they were supposed to be the enemy - the ones we didn't care about. But I do! I love that a version of Charlie is still alive. I ADORE Lincoln. I empathize with Walternate. And when I thought Fauxlivia had died in the last episode I got legitimate tears in my eyes. I have no idea how this is all going to get resolved but I'm pretty sure it's going to be devastating for everyone. Including me.

OH! And the most important thing: The show was renewed for Season Four!!! I'm kind of shocked because the ratings are so bad but it's a pleasant surprise. And with that I'm officially not worried about any of my shows anymore.

(And I do feel bad saying that because Chuck hasn't been renewed yet but honestly, my heart's just not in it anymore. Zachary Levi is still completely delightful but I just don't feel as invested as I had been in past seasons. I do hope it's renewed but I'm not stressing.)

Community 
Last week's episode was being billed as a Pulp Fiction homage so I turned in expecting - I don't even know - Non-linear storytelling? People getting accidentally shot in the head and overdosing on coke? Something Quentin Tarantino-esque at least. But no. Once again this show smacked my expectations in the face and gave me a My Dinner with Andre homage (A movie that I had honestly never even heard of). I spent the first half of the episode being as confused as Jeff. What the hell was Abed even doing? His mannerisms were so far removed from his normal stiff, monotone self that it was kind of freaky (But holy crap was Danny Pudi amazing at transitioning between these two personas). When the truth was revealed that it was all just a movie homage I had my "Ah-ha" moment and everything made sense but Jeff didn't take it quite as well. After all, he had poured his heart out and shared a painful story from his past. (Who would have guessed from the beginning of this show that this character was so tortured? - Calling a phone sex hotline and telling them you're fat just to seek out affirmaiton? Lordy, there's a lot there to deal with there.) But in the end we get another touching Jeff/Abed scene where these two connect in a way that is really compelling. They are completely different kinds of people and yet they seem to be able to learn so much from each other. And wow, this feel so ridiculous to write about a half an hour sitcom. But there's just so much there to talk about and dissect.

There also WAS a bit of Pulp Fiction sprinkled in amongst the MDWA stuff and it was the main source of laughs for the episode -  Annie and Troy as Honey Bunny and Pumpkin holding up the restaurant, Jeff and Britta re-enacting the dance, Shirley as Samuel L. Jackson (complete with sideburns, Pierce (disturbingly) as The Gimp and Chang as Bruce Willis's character. It was weird and strange but as always, genius.

The Office
First, it must be said: Steve Carell does not have an Emmy for the role of Michael Scott. THIS is a travesty. Especially after this last episode which was maybe my favorite this season, maybe in the last few seasons. There were tears. A lot of tears actually. Because after six and a half seasons of watching this guy strive so hard just to find a place for himself, find love and create a family - he's finally attained there. His proposal to Holly was lovely and perfect and as soon as he opened the door to the break room to reveal everyone standing there with candles I lost it. So perfect and weird and Michael.

So we now know how the show will be writing him out and the end it so near that I can't help but just feel sad. Michael Scott, you're awful and cringe-worthy and I hate half the things you do but I'm going to miss you so much.

Make it Or Break It.
Yup. Guilty pleasure alert. But I'm talking about it here for the express purpose of making two points:

1.) Angsty Sasha is hot.

2.) SIMON MOTHER-FREAKING TAM.

That is all.

Mad Men 
UGH. It's not coming back until March of 2012. At the EARLIEST. What is this? How is it conceivable that an entire YEAR will go by without this show on the air? Again I say, UGH.


* We're heading into finale time soon. A season that always makes me nervous because shows tend to explode into insanity and people dying and getting married unexpectedly and having babies and making confessions and kissing people they're not supposed to be kissing and then *BOOM* Fade to black. See you in the Fall. SO MUCH STRESS.

I am making my list of shows I want to catch up on this summer though. I'm thinking Dexter, Sons of Anarchy, Parenthood, The Good Wife and The Vampire Diaries. Any other suggestions?

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

100 Random Facts

1. I turned 28 years old yesterday.
2. I've never been a fan of birthdays.
3. I cried yesterday. For a lot of reasons. Most of them are stupid.
4. I still cry at the last episode of Boy Meets World
5. I have actually cried listening to rap music. (I blame Donald Glover)
6. Country music makes me cry for an entirely different reason.
7. Seeing other people cry makes me cry.
8. Inspirational Disney sports movies make me cry.
9. I'm an emotional person. Clearly.
9. I can easily eat an entire pint of Ben and Jerry's in one sitting
10. I always wanted to be married by the time I was 25.
11. However, I am actually not jealous of my married friends.
12. This doesn't mean that I don't still WANT that. And think about it a lot.
13. If one more person says it'll "happen when I least expect it" I swear...
14. Sometimes I'm not sure if I even want kids anymore.
15. I'm hate being yelled at. I avoid it whenever possible.
16. Sometimes I think I'm more in love with the idea of being in love.
17. I'd be happy never having to wear shoes again.
18. I spend entirely too much time online.
19. My favorite teacher was my 12th grade English teacher Mrs. Dobrowski
20. I think cilantro is evil.
21. I used to think my sisters didn't like me very much
22. I've seen Gavin DeGraw in concert 6 times. It's been awhile. I miss him.
23. I talk to my cat.
24. Sometimes I lie to my journal.
25. I do my best thinking in the shower.
26. My water bill is atrocious.
27. I have the tendency to eat my feelings.
28. It's strangely hard to think of 100 random things about myself.
29. I fear being an incredibly boring person that no one wants to talk to.
30. I did not attend my senior prom
31. The first book I remember reading is "Heckedy Peg"
32. I hate movie gore.
33. My favorite movie is Princess Bride.
34. My second favorite movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
35. My third favorite movie is Say Anything.
36. If Lloyd Dobler was real I would be in love with him.
37. I've suffered from insomnia since I was 10
38. I've lost 40 lbs over the past five years.
39. Getting older terrifies me.
49. I don't believe in not having regrets.
50. I do believe in God.
51. My faith and my religion are often at odds with each other.
52. I wish I was braver.
53. My grandparents are two of the best people I've ever known
54. I believe everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion.
55. This doesn't mean I won't judge you for yours.
56. I only agree with you because I'm just not in the mood to debate.
57. I voted for Barack Obama.
58. I would do it again.
59. I grew up thinking that "liberal" was a dirty word.
60. I went through a childhood phase terrified my parents would abandon me.
61. My parents never abandoned me.
62. I'm conditioned to think that all drivers of Escalades are douchebags.
63. I saw Leonardo DiCaprio at In-N-Out one time but didn't recognize him.
64. I worked at Jamba Juice for three years.
65. I worked at a chiropractic office for three years.
66. In October I will have been at my current job for three years. Hmm.
67. I was in the room when my best friend gave birth to her daughter.
68. It's cliche to say but the miracle of life really is just that.
69. Sometimes I think I made a mistake in my choice of colleges.
70. I believe that most fears in life stem from the fear of failure.
71. I think I'm just now going through the rebellious teenage phase of life.
72. I can procrastinate like no one's business.
73. I'm supposed to be working right now.
74. I'm my own worst critic.
75. I saw Titanic in the theater 5 times.
76. The above was one of the first great obsessions of my life.
77. I love reading young adult novels.
78. I have a tattoo of three hearts on my shoulder in honor of my sisters.
79. The idea of there being NO afterlife scares me more than the idea of hell.
80. My favorite food is lasagna.
81. But I could probably survive solely on Mexican food if I needed to.
82. Current complaint: horrible sore throat
83. Current celebrity crush: Joel McHale
84. Current favorite TV show: Community
85. Current addiction: Tiny Wings
86. Currently reading: I Know I Am But What Are You by Samantha Bee.
87. Currently wearing: sweatshirt and pajama pants
88. Currently eating: ice cream cake
90. Currently listening to: Adele's Someone Like You
91. I love baking. Especially cupcakes.
92. I wish life came with a soundtrack.
93. I enjoy making lists.
94. I have no idea why you're still reading this.
95. My favorite colors are blue and yellow
96. Being winked at makes me weak at the knees
97. Harry Potter > Twilight.
98. I was told once that shyness is a form of self-centeredness.
99. This made me re-evaluate myself in a huge way.
100. Right here, right now, life isn't perfect. But I'm happy.

Monday, March 21, 2011

New Layout

This is what happens when I can't sleep and I'm up in the middle of the night. But I was bored with the old layout anyway. And I'm quite pleased with what I came up with.

In weather related news: this is what I found myself looking at all day as torrential wind and rain and hail battered around the house, and the subsequent flooding that occurred in my backyard. Good times.




I enjoy this weather but there's a chance it could ruin all my birthday plans, which would make me a sad Shannon. So, praying for sunshine!

Currently listening to: Adele's Set Fire to the Rain

Sunday, March 20, 2011

PaleyFest 2011

FIRST AND FOREMOST. THIS: 

“I am so pleased to renew these three outstanding comedies which are all at the top of their game creatively,” said NBC Chairman Bob Greenblatt. “Along with [the already-renewed] 30 Rock, they represent the best of what the NBC comedy brand stands for in terms of originality, wit, and sophistication. The Office continues to fire on all cylinders on the most competitive night of television; Parks and Recreation has come into its own this season as the rightful companion to The Office; and Community is one of the freshest comedies on any network and a solid foundation for Thursday night.”  Source

YES. THANK YOU NBC. I've been worried especially about Community being renewed because it doesn't get stellar ratings and this just thrills me to pieces. I understand that it's the kind of show that's never going to appeal to a mass audience and there are advertisers and financial concerns and demographics and blah de blah but it would have broken my heart to see it canceled. I'm almost equally excited about Parks and Rec because that show is firing on all cylinders right now (this past week's episode was maybe one of the best ever).

This good news comes perfectly timed on the heels of this past Tuesday night when I got to listen to the cast and producers of Community answer questions and just be generally delightful together at PaleyFest in Beverly Hills.

Ever since I first learned about PaleyFest I've wanted to attend, I could just never find someone to go with me. Twenty bucks to see the casts of some of my favorite shows TALK about those shows and screen episodes in a roomful of other fans? Totally worth it to me.

So this year I finally got to go and my friend and I headed down to L.A. on Tuesday, waited in line for about two hours and ended up in some decent seats. (The only downside to these seats was that we were sitting in front of a guy who talked and talked and talked about himself for about an hour before the show. Constant talking. Saying things like, "she saw me as an escape pod from her life" and "that's how I got the job on House" and "I fell into the trap of myself" and "did I mention really really loudly yet that I worked on HOUSE? THE TV show?" Basically, he was a douche and Mary and I could hardly contain our laughter at listing to him. But on the flip side, we have now decided to write a screenplay for a movie/television pilot ABOUT him. And it's going to be huge. One day he'll see it and won't even know it's about him. HA! Suck it dude).

The panel.
Then Dan Harmon came out and introduced the episode we were screening. Actually, he introduced his introduction and then rambled a lot and we love him so it was endearing. The episode we saw was the one that aired Thursday and it's kind of awesome to watch a show with hundreds of people. For the same reason that a movie comedy will seem funnier in the theater rather than at home on the couch. We laughed through the entire 22-minute episode and it was kind of a delightful experience. I think I understand now, to a much higher degree, why sitcoms so often have laugh tracks or in-studio audience laughter. (NOT that I am in any way saying that Community should have a laugh track. It just made it a difference experience that I can appreciate.)

After the screening the cast came out, including Joel McHale, Danny Pudi, Yvette Nicole Brown, Jim Rash, Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs and Ken Jeong (Alison Brie and Donald Glover weren't there due to being busy working on other projects) and pretty much entertained us for the next hour with andectodes about working on set and upcoming episodes. 

A few tidbits:

- There is an episode coming up that sounds INSANE. AND AMAZING. Ken Jeong told us that after the table read for the episode the cast got to their feet and applauded the writers - something he's never seen before. I CAN'T WAIT.

- Josh Holloway is in the finale. SAWYER. AT GREENDALE. And there's more paintball. YES.

- Joel McHale can wear the hell out of a button-down shirt and a skinny tie. Also? FOREARMS.

Joel McHale being pretty. And hilarious. Deadly combo.
- Yvette Nicole Brown seems like one of the sweetest, kindest ladies ever. Ever.

- Chevy Chase gets a lot of flack for being a jerk. And maybe he is. But here he said some of the nicest things about his co-workers, including calling attention to the fact that Alison and Donald weren't there and that they are two of the best actors on the show.

- It's always a little strange to see Danny Pudi out of character because he is so much more expressive than Abed.

- Gillian Jacobs is incredibly endearing for the fact that you can see a lot of Britta's awkwardness in her. Also, she's flipping gorgeous.

- After the moderator was through with his questions he opened it up to the audience. The first person got up and said, "I only have one thing to say: "POP-POP!" Everyone, including the cast, died laughing at this. If you don't understand why you are clearly streets behind ;)

- Chevy Chase can't email you. His email is in New York.

- Ken Jeong, as I believe I noted when I attended the filming of the marathon wrap-arounds, has the GREATEST laugh ever. Completely infectious. Apparently he cracks himself up a lot on set and according to Joel McHale, starts saying "Cancer, dead babies, cancer, dead babies..." over and over to try and stop.

- Dan Harmon pitched an idea for an entirely Dean-centric episode where it starts in the study room with Troy saying something like he wants to grow a mustache and Shirley saying she wants to eat better. Then the Dean comes in to make an announcement and when he leaves again the camera follows him. At the end of the episode we return to the study room where Troy has grown a mustache and Shirley is eating broccoli but we have no idea how these things came to be because the episode has revolved entirely around the Dean and his weirdo life.  The audience seemed to LOVE this idea.

- Joel McHale will apparantly be shirtless again this season. NO COMPLAINTS.

So much laughter.
- They talked a lot about hoping they would get picked up for Season 3. AND LOOK! IT HAPPENED. JOYFULLNESS.

- A bunch of the writers were in the audience and got a huge ovation when they were pointed out and told to stand.

- The cast is just so much fun to listen to as they interact. You can tell that they genuinely enjoy each other and the show (they quote lines at each other, can recall the exact names of episodes, etc) and it's awesome to be a fan of a show where the people involved are just so kind. And fun. I want to give them all a big group hug.

- When it was over the cast stayed and signed autographs and took pictures. We didn't join the crowd because it was a little bit of a mad house so we hung back and watched the craziness. One of the writers walked by us at one point and I wanted so badly to turn around and say something to her but I got all nervous and tongue tied. Damn.

After we left my friend and I got temporarily lost in L.A. and wound up at IHOP eating pancakes and talking (plotting our screenplay) until about midnight. All in all it was another successful Community-filled adventure. Thanks to The Paley Center, this cast and the creators for a fun night. And once again, YAY FOR SEASON 3.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Books of February

Shannon's Highly Mathematical Ranking System For Judging Literary Quality

1.  HOLY CRAP. WHAT WAS THAT.
2.  Meh.
3.  Good book, I'll add it to my collection
4.  LOVED IT.
5.  OMG. FLAIL. I WANT TO MARRY THIS BOOK.
 


1. American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot - Craig Ferguson

I've had a lot of respect for Craig Ferguson ever since back in whatever year it was that Britney Spears had her melt down and shaved her head and beat up a car with an umbrella and she was on the cover of every gossip rag and everyone was speculating and making jokes and you couldn't turn sideways without hearing about the fall of America's pop princess. But Craig Ferguson went on his show and said that this is a young girl who has a problem, a problem that he understands, and that he wouldn't be making fun of her anymore because she was obviously troubled. And man, did I respect that. Interestingly enough, he has recently made similar comments regarding Charlie Sheen and whatever the hell he's been doing. Again, respect. In the advent of reality television we have become way too amused with watching the humiliations of others for sport. Although I suppose that's been going on forever too.

Anyways, this book. Is good. I very much appreciated it's honesty and humor and darkness (and even in the darkest places of the book, the humor remains). He is very open about his pre-sober years and experiences with alcohol and drugs and it's just this little glimpse into who he was and how he came to the place he is today. And as you may be able to tell from the title it's also a little bit of a love story between him and America and the amount to which he loves this country (but his homeland as well) just oozes off the page. In a time when patriotism seems to be equated with bible-thumping and guns and Sarah Palin, it's refreshing.

RATING: LOVED IT

And for fun, a recent interview Craig did with my favorite Joel McHale.




2. Heat Wave - Richard Castle

I don't know if I've ever really talked about Castle on this blog but it's one of the shows that I look forward to every week. One of my friends recommended it to me after an episode in which they find a body that has the phrase, "your out of time" written across the torso. Castle notes that instead of "your" it should be "you're" and then says, "I'm just saying, whoever killed her also murdered the English language." My friend felt that this is the kind of humor I would enjoy. And she was correct. The show is a lot of fun (interesting cases, snappy dialogue, etc), the relationship between Beckett and Castle is adorable and Nathan Fillion is always amazing.

The character of Richard Castle is a novelist using his time at the precinct to research his book about fictional detective Nikki Heat. And this is meant to be that book, ghostwritten under the name Richard Castle. I very much enjoyed it and I would actually be interested to give it to someone who hasn't seen the show to see if they enjoy it as much because so much of it felt like an episode of the show with characters that I could already picture in my head.

So, in summary: Good book. Good show. Fun, smart characters either way.

RATING: Good book, I'll add it to my collection.


3. Stardust - Neil Gaiman

Movie adaptations of books. Tricky things. Ninety-five percent of the time when asked "book or movie?" I will probably pick "book." Especially if I've read the book first. However, I'm not a total purist. For instance: there are some people who loathe and detest the Harry Potter movies for how much they've changed or haven't stayed true to the books. My thoughts? Meh, whatever. I DO like the books better than the movies just because there is so much there and the writing is so captivating and characters such as the Weasley twins get more time for personality and humor. But I also LOVE the movies. For what they are. I try to disassociate the two in my head. Besides, there's no way that anyone could make a movie that stays completely true to the books. That series of movies would be fifty hours long. And while yes, I might watch it, NO ONE'S going to make that movie.

So, I went into this book with an open mind. I had already seen the movie with Claire Danes and Michelle Pfeiffer and adored it and had heard good things about the book. But honestly? I wasn't too impressed. Maybe, maybe if I had read the book first. But in my mind's eye I can see the characters from the movie - Tristan Thorne as he transforms from awkward suitor to dashing hero, Robert DeNiro's drag queen ship captain, the final climactic battle complete with vodoo and explosions and the magical abilities of a star - and the book lacked all of that. The humor wasn't there, the character development wasn't there, the relationship between Yvaine and Tristan just kind of happens and you don't get to SEE them fall in love, and my biggest issue - in the end there's no real villain. I'm okay with bad guys who aren't so cut and dry evil (HELLO, Benjamin Linus from LOST was totally the bad guy but he also had sympathetic qualities that made me want to hug him) but in this case, all the "bad guys" just kind of walk off screen. There's no battle or climax at the end with the witch, Tristan doesn't get to dump Victoria on her ass - there's no payoff to anything.

I did like that we got a little bit more into some of the origin stories and I do have to admit that even though Victoria didn't get a comupance, her arc is satisfying. It's just that in the end the book kind of ends and that's it. The magic that I loved from the movie wasn't there. So. I might try reading another Neil Gaiman book to see if I'm less prejudiced when I don't have any expectations. But other than that...

RATING: Meh.

Monday, February 28, 2011

KITTY KABOOM!

Let's talk about TV. Shall we?

Greek 
I am really SO sad this is almost over. There are only two more episodes left and this season has been terrific. My favorite episode would probably have to be the Beaver-centric one and hugely because it contained the delightfulness of Katherine (I would absolutely watch a spin-off centered around her). I'm pleased that Cappie is finally growing up and that he and Casey have figured out their crap, I'm relieved that Dale's days with Omega Chi are over because the influence of Tripp was turning him into an ass and I LOVED seeing Rusty and Calvin come to his rescue. The newly-found will they/won't they of Rusty and Ashleigh is less appealing BUT the idea of it is growing on me - they've been sort of cute as roommates with sexual tension.

I don't know what will happen in the final two episodes but  I can honestly say that the only thing that would hugely bum me out is if Evan and Cappie aren't friends again in the end. That's been my favorite dynamic through the entire series (which I think I may need to get on DVD and re-watch again once it's all over). I'll probably have more to say about this one next week after the finale.

Community 
WHAT? I'm talking about THIS show? Shocking I know.

In the past six episodes we've had Joel McHale running in the rain, a Dungeons and Dragons parody, a love interest for Abed, drunken Duncan, Magnitude (POP POP), Jeff's Real Wold Seattle tryout, Britta's lesbian make-out, the return of Rich, feelings between Jeff and Annie, Troy and Abed dressed as bees, Dean Pelton dressed as a bee and...Uncle Sam, Theo Huxtable, a documentary parody, Levar Burton, Troy crying and singing the Reading Rainbow theme song, Pierce being evil, a glimpse into Jeff's apartment and Annie's apartment (she lives above a sex shop called Dildopolis - gross), a Lord of the Rings style credits parody, a Troy and Abed in the Morning segment, and a room full of teenagers screaming "WE LOVE DRUGS!" And so much more!

I don't know what else to say except this show just continues to be something delightful and I look forward to it every week.

Also, SPOILER ALERT: The finale is supposed to be a one hour Modern Warfare redux with a Western spin. AND. AND. AND. Mr. Josh Holloway (AKA: SAWYER FROM LOST) is rumored to be guesting. Which elicits this response from me: FLAIL.

Parks and Rec 
Adam Scott. I'm not completely sure if he's now officially a part of the main cast but he absolutely cannot leave Pawnee. Ever. His presence on my television screen  makes Thursday nights even more joyful than they already were. His character of Ben is a completely awkward nerd but he's adorable and perfect and that he sees how clearly awesome Leslie is earns him an automatic WIN in my book.

And anyone else remember this?

Yeah, that's right.  Boy Meets World. Griff. The guy who look over as reigning bad boy once Harvey got shipped off to reform school or what-not. I actually always preferred Harvey but now I see it all in a different light. Cause Adam Scott! Look at his little baby face. And the hair! Oh the hair.

IMDB reminds me he also played the cool but "Ooops he's also a pedophile" teacher on Veronica Mars. He was also originally cast as Aaron on Wonderfalls. Which is weird to think about because Lee Pace IS Aaron. Oh man, I want to re-watch that show now too.

Oh wait. I was talking about Parks and Rec wasn't I? Okay, I'm glad April and Andy are finally togther because April was starting to irk me a little bit in her torture of Andy. This week's episode where they competed to get the most free stuff at the bar was vomit-inducingly cute, especially when you saw the way they both practically glowed to be together. And to think, at one point I hated the character of Andy. Unthinkable.

But no really, watch this show. Every single character, down to the city of Pawnee itself, is unique and quirky and hilarious. Sometimes Community goes a little to the dark side and hurts my heart a bit (in a good way though!) but this show always, always leaves me with a huge ass smile. Watch it.


Fringe 
This past week's episode didn't include two of the leads and yet it was maybe my favorite episode of the season. We got a little peak into the Walter Bishop (and the Walternate Bishop) of the past and to the events that drove both of these men to the lives that they lead in the present. And dammit, Walternate's supposed to be evil, the bad guy, the guy who wants to destroy the universe of our characters - and yet, I cannot help but feel sorry for him and understand where his anger and need for revenge comes from. Also, the little girl playing young Olivia was amazing. She had Anna Torv's mannerisms down.

I'm not so thrilled about the pregnancy story line and the fact that Peter is going to have to choose between the two Olivias and in essence the two universes. BUT. The fact that it's not just some kind of "Pick me. Choose me. Wah, Wah, Wah" storyline and that there are actual stakes involved makes it interesting to me. I'm really excited for the rest of the season and I hope, hope, HOPE that it gets renewed for a fourth season.

P.S. I also realize that entire review is going to sound absolutely ridiculous to someone who doesn't watch the show. Sorry about that. But it's GOOD. Watch it.

P.P.S. I spend a lot of time encouraging people to watch these shows because sadly all of them are on the bubble as far as renewal and it makes me sad. No offense to people who like reality shows but scripted television will always be my preference and sometime I want to smack the American people in the face for their television habits. THE JERSEY SHORE WILL HAVE MORE SEASONS THAN ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, FIREFLY OR PUSHING DAISIES. HOW.

P.P.P.S. Other shows I'm currently still loving: How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Pretty Little Liars, Castle, The Big Bang Theory (even though I am woefully behind), Glee (when it's on it's game like this week), Modern Family, Raising Hope, and The Office (again, when it's actually on it's game).

P.P.P.P.S. Friday Night Lights returns to NBC on April 15th!!! I've heard good things about this season so color me EXCITED.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Oh I Like You Internet

Why does this make me laugh so hard? I don't even know. But there you go...



And then there's this tumblr, which I have to admit earned my undying love for the name alone: Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson

AND, AND, THIS: Who is Arcade Fire?

LOL for freaking ever. Keep on doing what you do Arcade Fire. I love ya. (And if in the midst of this "doing what you do" you happen to continue to piss off a few million Beiber Fever crazies, then well, good on you).

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Where's your jetpack Zuckerberg?

I watched The Social Network for the first time the other day (NEWSFLASH: I'm a teensy bit behind the times) and absolutely loved it from beginning to end. It was completely riveting which, if you think about it, is slightly absurd considering that the first half hour of the movie is about hacking and breaking codes and computer jargon nonsense that is basically the same as speaking a foreign language to me. I'm not totally sure how they did it - some combination of interesting music and likable actors - but well done creators of The Social Network. Hats off.

This is not to say though that the movie didn't wrinkle my brain a little bit. Why? Because Mark Zuckerberg is only one year younger than me AND I so distinctly remember being a senior in college and sitting with my roommates on our computers and signing up for Facebook (it was boring compared to the colors and zing of MySpace but everyone was doing it so.) And now everyone and their mother is on Facebook (literally) and MySpace is lame and people are twittering and social networking is this thing, this part of life like going to work and eating dinner.

Remember when  chat rooms were evil?

It's been almost six years since I graduated from college. I got up this morning and considered whether or not I could afford a frappaccunio. The power went out at my house before I could finish drying my hair. And then I updated my Facebook status. Mark Zuckerberg's probably taking his morning swim through his vault of gold coins while his butler irons his underwear. Ugh. Not that I want to be him. Not that I ever expected to be him with an English degree from a small liberal arts college on the west coast. It's just... how much of it is life choices and how much of it is pure flippin' good luck and being at the right place at the right time?

Shannon is "suffering from white girl problems."

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Books of January


I was all set to write out some kind of hoity-toity intellectual review here, touting the literary successes  and failings of these books; but then I actually started writing and it turned into typical incoherent nonsense in which I ramble about what I OMG LOOOOOVED. So. These won't be reviews or even mini little book reports, just my thoughts, for whatever they're worth (or understood).

And this is of vital importance. My ranking system. I could go with the typical 1-5 star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down, but let's keep this informal shall we? 

Shannon's Highly Mathematical Ranking System For Judging Literary Quality

1.  HOLY CRAP. WHAT WAS THAT.
2.  Meh.
3.  Good book, I'll add it to my collection
4.  LOVED IT.
5.  OMG. FLAIL. I WANT TO MARRY THIS BOOK.

Got that straight? Not too complicated? Okay, here we go.

1. Sloppy Firsts - Megan McCafferty 
One of the reasons that "Chick-Lit" sometimes annoys me is that it tends to always be the same. Some unlucky-at-love young woman moves to the city or dreams of moving to the city and finding a handsome husband or winning the man she's always been in love with and along the way she meets another guy she hates at first but then slowly learns to love because he really gets her and yadda yadda yadda. (And yes I admit it, I still do read it and enjoy it. BUT, the repetitiveness IS annoying).

This is why I like Young Adult Literature. It's actually about STUFF. Which sounds vague but is true. I'm 27 years old but I can relate to a lot of the issues that these teen characters are going through, especially in terms of the emo "WHAT IS THIS LIFE?" question that is always prevalent. THAT is interesting to me. So this, the first book in the Jessica Darling series, is in fact darling. Which is weird because the main character is sometimes unlikeable and I want to smack her for all the whining she does but then I remember, she's a teenager and so much of what she thinks and feels is what I thought and felt in high school.

She's awkward and lonely and her best friend has just moved away. She doesn't feel like she belongs anywhere at school, she's a stressed out insomniac, she's uncomfortable in her own skin - I relate to these things. And the very conversational way that Megan McCafferty writes dialogue and even Jessica's inner thoughts, bring this whole story to life.

And then there's Marcus Flutie. I love me some Marcus Flutie. I wish I had known a Marcus Flutie in high school. (For that matter, I wish I knew one now). I have no idea why, he's supposed to be a redhead, but I keep picturing him being played by Scott Michael Foster who plays Cappie on Greek. I don't know. But the image works for me.  He's the archetype bad boy who does drugs and sleeps around and mouths off but as we, and Jessica get to know him we see that there's something deeper there (the something deeper being the thing that makes me love him). And in all honesty, Marcus Flutie makes this books for me. I don't know what that says about my reasonings and taste.

RATING: LOVED IT.

2. Second Helpings - Megan McCafferty
Second verse. Same as the first.

And Marcus Flutie is even more AMAZING.

RATING: Good book, I'll add it to my collection. 

3. An Abundance of Katherines - John Green
Another Young Adult novel. This one follows Colin, a recent high school graduate who has just has his heart broken by Katherine, the 19th Katherine that's he's dated over the course of his life. Colin is a child prodigy, he's broken-hearted and his best friend decides to cure him by taking him on a road trip.

Along the way Colin attempts to use his enormous brain power to come up with some sort of mathematical equation to pre-determine the outcome of a relationship. We get glimpses into the the past nineteen relationships, and meet a whole new cast of characters that enter his life through the coarse of the book.

So, if you knew the outcome of a relationship before entering into it, would it make a difference? If you knew your heart was going to get broken in the end would you still find the experience to be worth it? I don't know. In hindsight I might be able to say that certain painful moments have been worth it and I wouldn't change those things. But if I knew something was coming, if I met a great guy tomorrow and knew that we would have an amazing relationship but that it would eventually end, would I still put myself through it? Honestly, I have no clue. But it's something to think about.

RATING: LOVED IT

4. The Help - Kathryn Stockett 
One of the marks of a good book for me is if I'm still thinking about it days later. Did the setting feel real? Are the characters still with me? Are the themes still resonating?

In the case of this book, I can give all those questions a resounding YES. YES. YES. YES. I had heard that it was good and have actually had it on my book shelf to read for about six months; so now I'm just wondering what took me so long to read it. SUCH a good book with very real characters and dialogue I could hear perfectly in my head and a story that made it hard to put down.

It presents a very real image of life in Civil Rights era Mississippi, of a time that seems so long ago, of attitudes and perceptions that that seem so archaic and yet, aren't. The 1960's were NOT all that long ago. My own parents were alive during these years and when I think of it in these terms it's a little mind-boggling. And what's even more insane to me? These attitudes STILL exist. Perhaps not on as great a scale, but they're still there, permeating our politics and educational system and the very way we look at and treat each other.

Despite the fact that this story delves into some dark times and ideas, there's still an underlying sense of hope in these pages seen through the relationship that these women form, the difference they attempt to make and the knowledge (of the reader) that things eventually DO change. When I finished the last page it was with a *sigh* of sadness but only because it was over and I wanted to continue on the journey with these characters.

But then of course I just found out that there's a movie coming out staring Emma Stone so this just makes me super happy.

RATING: OMG. FLAIL. I WANT TO MARRY THIS BOOK.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Things I'm Loving

1. Reading
Seems strange to write this here; it's always been a part of who I am. Shannon likes reading. Everyone knows this. But last year I didn't read much of anything besides Anna Karenina and The Hunger
Games series and then maybe the 7th Harry Potter book for the upteenth time in order to prepare for the move. But this year, in accordance with # 1 on The 2011 List, I have been reading. And loving it. There's really nothing like getting so swept up in a book that you cannot put it down. I've missed that. 

2. This tumblr. 
Community quotes + random photography =  AWESOME. 

3. Dove Dark Chocolates

I have a crazy sweet tooth. If there are sweets in the house I will eat them. I'm not the kind of person that can have a couple cookies and then forget about them and come back and have some a couple days later. No, if I know they're in the house they will be gone by the next day. It's horrible, really and I'm trying not to do that. So, I bought myself a bag of dark chocolates because even my sweet tooth cravings can't handle too much dark chocolate. I have two pieces and that's enough. It helps curb the cravings, it tastes yummy and it makes me happy because then I'm not filled with holy crap what did I eat feelings of guilt afterward. So there. 

4. Bejeweled
Ugh. It's such a time suck.  But I can't stop playing. 

5. Cougar Town
When this show started last year I pretty quickly wrote it off as being a "Monica Geller as Real Housewife" pile of of crap. Oh, but how wrong I was. This show is quirky and fun and about so much more than some 40's single mom trying to hook-up with younger men. All the characters are delightful including Busy Phillip's Laurie (who is probably my favorite character) and Dan Byrd's Travis (how horrible is it that I first recognized him as being from that Cinderella-esque Hilary Duff movie?). Courtney Cox might be the star but at heart it's an ensemble show and some of the best moments come from the group hanging out and drinking wine and playing silly games like Penny Can or "truth gun." Everyone gets a chance to shine and just as in Community, the different relationships within the group are all unique (Andy and Bobby's "bromance," Laurie and Ellie's frenemies, Jules and Travis and their hyper-close mother/son dynamic, etc).

A few weeks ago I was sick in bed and spent the entire day mainlining the first season and now I am completely on board. (And Scott Foley appears in the first season! Noel Crane! How can that be a bad thing?)

Check it out if you haven't already!

Monday, January 17, 2011

The 2011 List

New Years Resolutions. Basically one big recipe for failure and disappointment right?  

Oh, it's the start of the new year and I'm going to be better and lose those ten pounds and spend more time with my family and quit smoking and volunteer at the local homeless shelter! It's the year of a new me! I'm REALLY going to do it this time!

*Fast-forward two-weeks later*

Eh. I hurt my back working out and I'm tired and stressed and it's almost tax time and boo I don't have anyone to spend Valentines Day with again and my boss sucks and this bacon cheeseburger tastes SO good and what New Years Resolution? Oh yeah...

Last year my friends and I decided not to make resolutions. Hence, The 2010 Project. Ten things that we wanted to do or accomplish sometime during the year. Fun things that we've always wanted to try, goals that we wanted to strive for, new things and ways of looking at life. These weren't New Years resolutions, these were... well, a bucket list of sorts.

Okay. I know. It sounds an awful lot like a New Years resolution. Especially considering things like last years inclusion of "wear a bikini on the beach." But whatever. It's makes sense to me. Haters to the left.

So. This year I'm trying it again. I suppose I should put eleven things on the liast since it is 2011. But let's not get too crazy.

Drumroll please...

1. Read 25 books I've never read
2. Submit something for publication
3. Start running
4. Get a passport
5. Participate in or join something
6. Blog at least once per week
7. Learn a new skill
8. Go somewhere I've never been
9. Give up fast food
10. Do at least 1 thing the "Shannon of 2010" wouldn't have done.

Several of these things were on last years list but they are things that I would still like to do, damn my laziness, so there you go.

The hardest one? Will probably be #9. It's not that I'm addicted to fast food or even eat it all that much. But once again, laziness and sloth kick in and *cue whiny voice* I don't waaaaaaaaant to cook. It's so much eeeeeeasier to swing through the In 'n Out drive-thru on the way home. (Although Melissa can vouch for the fact that this isn't always the best idea. Am I right friend?) Well, I don't want to do that this year. And it sort of helps that the last few times I've eaten fast food I've gotten sick and my brain is already in, did that burger come in a wrapper? NO. DO NOT WANT mode. So I'm gonna ride with that for a bit.

* My criteria for deciding if something is "fast-food": Does this establishment normally have a drive-thru? If yes, then it is fast food. McDonalds, Burger King, In n' Out (Sob! I'll miss you the most!) - all out.

So. What skills should I learn? Guitar-playing? A new language? How to drive stick? (Oh Loyd Dobler and Pacey Witter, where are you when I need you?) And what books should I read? Which destination should I chose as my "place I've never been?"

I DON'T KNOW! There are so many options and choices and that's what's fun, that's what makes me excited. Hopefully in 12 months I'll be able to say, "Look! Here's my rejection letter from such and such magazine!" and "This is the list of books I've read!" and "Watch me play this song on the guitar!" and "WOW, I haven't eaten fast food in SO long!" and "Look at this video of me sky-diving!" (YIKES). And even if I can't? Well then, may the next twelve months be as interesting and love/fun/joy/laughter filled as possible.

Whatever happens, happens.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

I don't want to wait for my life to be over

I'm pretty vocal about the fact that Dawson Leery is one of my least favorite television characters of all time. Somewhere in the middle of Dawson's Creek's third season his overindulged whininess because to much to handle and suddenly EVERYTHING he did made me want to throw heavy things at my television screen. And I was in high school at the time. So my parents would not have appreciated this.

Unfortunately for James Van Der Beek, like he even cares what I think, I somehow dragged him down with my anti-Dawson vendetta so that ever since the Creek days I've always had a negative response to anything he does. I laugh at his accent in Varsity Blues(I. Don't. Want. Your. Laihf!), I was meh about his appearance in How I Met Your Mother. I... I actually can't, off the top of my head, name anything else he's done since then. But you get the point.

But THIS! How can I hate THIS guy?!



Holy crap. That crying face has been the best thing in the entire world ever since he made it in the season three premiere. The fact that he's able to make have a sense of humor about it automatically bumps him up about eighty billion awesome points.

Well played Mr. Van Der Beek. You've earned my respect. Like you give a crap. 

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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

he hates me, yet he caught me; man is good

Well, it's that time of year kiddies (Okay, I'm a little behind the curve here but bear with me, I'm recovering from the stomach flu). It's a new year! Time to rehash the best and worst of the past twelve months. Why? I don't know. Because we all harbor a secret fetish for list making? Doesn't matter. Here we go...

Things I Loved in 2010

1. My friends
2. Being single
3. Lollapalooza
4. Community
5. Roadtrips

I'd spend all day explaining why I love all those particular things but I've already talked ad nauseum about each and every one so I don't think it's necessary. Here's what you really need to know: 2010 was a good year.

Yes, a lot of crappy things transpired. People got sick and hurt; my job is on shaky ground; I spent a lot of time being uncertain about things and life and myself; half the time I still do want to just get up and leave and start over BUT, BUT, BUT, life is still good. At it's core, at the center, when everything extraneous boils away, my life is good. And I could spend a lot of time searching through the thesaurus for a word that is less trite but honestly? It works. My life is good. As in, I know good people who do good things and make me want to BE good. I have it easy. I don't know how else to say that.

I began the year wanting to shake off the events of 2009. I wanted to start over and be different. I wanted a change. And maybe from the outside my life looks similar (I still work for the same company and live in the same house and hang out with the same friends) but I FEEL changed. If *poof* the "Shannon of today" could go back in time and replace the "Shannon of 2009" she would do things differently. Of course, I suppose that's why they say hindsight is 20/20. But hey, lessons have been learned.

Things I Did in 2010

1. Dyed by hair brown
2. Got a tattoo
3. Made out with a random stranger
4. Went on a blind date
5. Learned to like sushi

This list makes me sound like a rebellious teenager. And maybe that's what it is. Back in the day I was not a teenager that tested the limits. I've NEVER tested the limits. I am perfectly fine staying safe and secure behind the guard rails of life. So sure, dying my hair isn't death defying and getting a tattoo with my sisters on my 27th birthday doesn't exactly scream ANARCHY but for me? It's a huge deal. These are things that the aforementioned "Shannon of 2009" would not have done. So. Mission accomplished.

Wow. I suddenly sounds like some sort of wild-eyed, list making, Type-A personality who marches into each day with a to-do list and a growly face of determination. It's not true. Crap, I'm lazy as hell. See: The 2010 Project.

Let's revisit this shall we? Ten things I wanted to accomplish by the end of the year.

1. Submit something for publication
2. Learn 3 new things
3. Wear a bikini on the beach
4. Get a passport and use it
5. Sing karaoke
6. Make a new friend
7. Get a tattoo
8. Volunteer somewhere
9. Take a class
10. Read Time Magazine's Top 10 Novels

Right off the bat, I admit that I did not accomplish 1, 3, 4, 5, 8, and 9. As for learning three new things - I didn't learn three new skills BUT I learned to like sushi. And I learned that I look good as a brunette. And that single life can be kind of awesome. So, that's something right?

I did really try reading those books on the Time Top Ten list. Miracle of miracles I made it through Anna Karenina. But something about that book exhausted the life out of me and I couldn't even fathom the idea of picking up War and Peace. Look, I know these books are classics, and I was an English major so I should have an appreciation for these literary offerings... blah, blah, blah. You know what? I'm okay not reading and enjoying these books. They're not for me. They never have been. When I read something I want to get lost and transported to another world. Not BORED OUT OF MY FREAKING SKULL. Hey! Another lesson learned - I DON'T have to like the classics. Sorry Tolstoy.

Make a new friend and get a tattoo. These are things I did. Sure, two out of ten doesn't sound impressive. But you know what? I don't give a damn. I could have accomplished absolutely none of the things on that list and it still would have been a good year. Lazy? Yes. Happy? Yes. So? Win-Win. I sat on my ass and watched a lot of television but life is still good.

This doesn't mean though that I'm not going to make another list and set more goals and strive to BE and DO and LIVE more. I'm always going to want that. It's human nature. If we didn't desire and reach and dream nothing would ever get done. We'd all be dead of the plague or traveling by carriage or living under Nazi regime. Progress only happens when someone, somewhere sets an impossible goal. Sure. It might end in utter failure and misery and heartbreak (or an ice-cream binge on the couch in front of the flatscreen) but on the off-chance of success, it's 100% worth it.

So there you have it. 2010 in a nutshell. A big confusing nutshell of opposing ideas and fun and laughter and awesome people and memories. I don't know what life will be like in 2011. I hope to laugh some more. And make some new friends. And dream some new dreams. And continue to let myself change.

Maybe I should dye my hair RED.

And to end, ANOTHER LIST!

Top Five Songs of 2010

1. Home - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
2. Humdrum Town - Theophilus London
3. Infinity Guitars - Sleigh Bells
4. Bitch Look At Me Now - Childish Gambino
5. Awake My Soul - Mumford & Sons

Peace out 2010!